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Show your man who is really the boss!

Who's In Control

Each evening we settle to watch the TV,
to see all the 'soaps' would be heaven for me.
I guess all the cliffhangers and love every one,
but in the middle of 'Corrie' I see BBC1 !

A 'Question of Sport' he's just got to see,
to keep up to date with the sport on TV.
So we watch it together and one thing I know,
is that 10 minutes later, over it'll go.
To another sports channel to check on the score,
cause he can't remember if he's checked it before !

His feet on the footstool, his tea by his side,
his digital telly is like his new bride!
Hundreds of channels for him to see,
but one of those evenings I wish he'd see me!
He knows every button and what they can do,
he read all the info, added more channels too!

So I tape all my soaps, for what else can be done?
and watch them at bedtime when he's looking for fun.
He says I can keep them until the next day,
for now it is bedtime and he's ready to play!
But soaps are an important part of my life,
and if I get a spare minute, I'll act like a wife!!!!!

Copyright; Angela Convery
Email: ang.con@ic24.net



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