Introduction

So you see Alice's split was a whole like no other you'll ever see again in this whole lifetime!!

Why Alice Threw The Looking Glass

When Alice went through the Looking Glass
The broken glass cut her in two.
You might think that was a terrible thing
But it doubled the things she can do.

For now when Alice wants to dance
The answer never comes up, "NO!"
For she asks Alice 2, and Alice says, "Yes!
I love to dance you know."

Then Alice met Prince Charming
and her double life was blessed..
Said Alice 1, "As King's son. "I hear you own
half a kingdom! It's the best!"
"Yes. But that's just the half of it,
you might as well know the rest.

My half brother and I own a horse farm.
Each horse's blood is royal blue.
We raise the best grade quarter horses,
a breed that's tried and true.

So not wanting to do the thing half way
Alice married Prince Charming I and Charming II.
And now they have two CHARMING KIDS,
a cute HALF BROTHER and sweet HALF SISTER, too.

And now here comes the half of this
that will fill your day with laughter..
Since Alice wed the two of them she's lived
TWICE as HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

Copyright; Thornton Bauer
Email: wordybird@msn.com