Introduction

She likes what she likes. Here are her instructions...

You Know What I Like

Don't act so coy
like an innocent child.
I know how you like
to get a bit wild.

I'm really quite pleased
that you didn't forget
the whipped cream in a can
and the butterfly net.

Now wear the fedora
and those charming black socks,
pretend I'm a bagel
and smear me with lox.

Talk like a pirate
and I'll cluck like a hen
c'mon we've done it before
we can do it again.

My tastes are quite strange
I'm hearing you say,
I can't explain why
I just like it that way!

Copyright; Laurel Kirkwood
Email: laureljeanne@ivillage.com