From the very beginning
with 'And God Created Woman' to the very end 'When Your Numbers are Up'.
Stories about people like 'Billy and Bob', 'Rumble Russ', 'Mulligan's
Missus' and 'Big Mary'. Some will make your toes curl...look out for 'Timbuktu',
'Pornography (it's not what you think!) and 'Big Bad Poo' (it is
what you think!)
Top 100 Poems Volume
1 covers such delicate subjects as 'Mammogram' and 'Gastric Air Retention'.
The girls will have a laugh over 'Family Planning', Boobs' and 'The New
Dress' and we've not forgotten the guys with 'Wet Dream', 'Private Play'
and 'Cold Hard Facts!'
Oh I wish I
had boobs that would wobble
Mine just stay still in one place
In the breast hall of fame
You won't see my name
For my boobs there would be a disgrace
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and paus'n and paus'n and piddl'n
And then I'm a-paus'n once more
It's three in the morn'n, I'll be back before dawn'n
And I'll walk that cold lavat'ry floor
The Piddler's Lament
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the dunny nipple pink,
and painted the farm ute beige
He'd shampooed and blow dried all my sheep,
I flew into a rage
My tractor had turned to a Mardi Gras float,
so I headed inside in a huff
To find that pot of tea he'd made
was that chamomile bloody stuff!
The Gay Farmhand
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"Do you know...what
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"Well! If you can't remember", I cried
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I insisted with a few tears.
"Alright", he said..."you're fifty today...
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