Top Ten Poems
Of The Month!
The following ten poems are the best for the month as chosen by our 'Poets Panel'.
Note: the poems are listed in no particular order!
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A Letter to Rudolph | Denise Hobbs | ||
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Another Lonely Christmas for Mrs R Reindeer.... |
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An Eighties Christmas Flashback | Flower Child | ||
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Christmas Party times of the 80's. How that generation "tiptoed through the tulips". |
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A Politically Correct Christmas Story | Author Unknown | ||
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'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves". |
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A Seasonal Request | Steve Morris | ||
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A middle aged, sad bloke writes a letter to Santa in the hope a having a buxom lass delivered down the chimney! Note: This poem was created in Lancashire - UK (It helps if you imagine the accent!) |
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Christmas | Liz Garrad | ||
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I've been getting ready for Christmas, I'm revving up for the great day. My credit card's cracked and my freezer is packed coz I started my shopping in May |
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Christmas Stew | Pete Graf | ||
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Now here's a recipe that I think is just fine: Find a pot and some fire for heating. Get some parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme; Say "Hello" ..... It's Season's Greetings.... |
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Jingle Bells (Aussie style) | Author Unknown | ||
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Dashing through the bush, in a rusty Holden Ute, Kicking up the dust, esky in the boot,... |
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Santa is a Line Dancer | Joel Bjorling | ||
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You thought Santa spent Christmas Eve with reindeers--are you in for a surprise! |
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The School Nativity Play | Liz Garrad | ||
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I've been getting ready for Christmas, I'm revving up for the great day. My credit card's cracked and my freezer is packed coz I started my shopping in May |
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The Tree | DonL | ||
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The time had come around again it was time to get our tree In the car we piled us boys, my sister on mum's knee... |
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