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Arcadia FlynnTop Ten Poems
Of The Month!

The following ten poems are the best for the month as chosen by our 'Poets Panel'.

Note: the poems are listed in no particular order!

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A Letter to Rudolph Denise Hobbs

Another Lonely Christmas for Mrs R Reindeer....

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An Eighties Christmas Flashback Flower Child

Christmas Party times of the 80's. How that generation "tiptoed through the tulips".

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A Politically Correct Christmas Story Author Unknown

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves".

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A Seasonal Request Steve Morris

A middle aged, sad bloke writes a letter to Santa in the hope a having a buxom lass delivered down the chimney! Note: This poem was created in Lancashire - UK (It helps if you imagine the accent!)

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Christmas Liz Garrad

I've been getting ready for Christmas, I'm revving up for the great day. My credit card's cracked and my freezer is packed coz I started my shopping in May

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Christmas Stew Pete Graf

Now here's a recipe that I think is just fine: Find a pot and some fire for heating. Get some parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme; Say "Hello" ..... It's Season's Greetings....

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Jingle Bells (Aussie style) Author Unknown

Dashing through the bush, in a rusty Holden Ute, Kicking up the dust, esky in the boot,...

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Santa is a Line Dancer Joel Bjorling

You thought Santa spent Christmas Eve with reindeers--are you in for a surprise!

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The School Nativity Play Liz Garrad

I've been getting ready for Christmas, I'm revving up for the great day. My credit card's cracked and my freezer is packed coz I started my shopping in May

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The Tree DonL

The time had come around again it was time to get our tree In the car we piled us boys, my sister on mum's knee...

Kayleigh Smit (Tue, 02 Aug 2011 06:49:19 -0700): DO NOT LIKE THE RUDOLPH POEM VERY UGLY. ( CHECK IT OUT ON WWW.FUNNYPOETS.COM) BYE!
Ryan Facultad (Thu, 04 Aug 2011 23:14:07 -0700): is that a poem? hmm..
Romaysaa Mohamad (Thu, 11 Aug 2011 21:11:37 -0700): non-sense I can''t even imagine it.
Allysa A Riparip (Wed, 24 Aug 2011 17:12:54 -0700): Why so ugly! I really liked the Pedro the paranoid pirhana.
Christiana Jyn Austria Bautista (Wed, 14 Sep 2011 03:49:57 -0700): hahaha
Markie Campbell (Sun, 18 Sep 2011 15:23:02 -0700): Twas the night before Friday. and all through the town, no cops were cruising, no narks were around. As we all rolled our joints. to be put in our sacks, we knew that soon. we'd be stoned to the max. We drank Jack Daniel's. And smoked Panama Red, a hit of tea. and man I felt dead. We were all up that midnight. all of the day, when. there was a knock at the door. that gave us away. There stood a man. wearing a smile, so we invited him in. to party a while. What to our red, glassy eyes should appear, two pounds of Columbia. and a case of beer. So we sat down. and he started to roll, filled up a glass. and lit up a bowl. We ask the man. what was his name, he said Saint Nichol. and drugs is my fame. So as the man. strutted out of sight, he said mari-ju-ana to all. and to all a good night.
Selena Piper (Sun, 22 Jan 2012 07:47:15 -0800): Ok



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